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you wanna get super drunk? (part 1)


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Top 10 Influential Ladies (in no particular order):

People always ask me, “were you funny as a child?” well no, I was an accountant.
↳ Ellen DeGeneres 


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notimefordirtytalk:

You know, if you watch the lion king closely, you can find a lot of simbalism.


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alt-j:

why do people make viruses like why do you have to be an asshole


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Dentist pulled the tooth out yesterday. But it’s always a good idea to demonstrate to your co-workers that you are capable of withstanding a tremendous amount of pain. Plus, it’s always fun to see Tom faint.


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katkinkat:

*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*


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lovelynobody00:

moriarty:

how come no one ever talks about how hans was about to slice elsa’s fucking head off

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its like every character in the movie was g-rated disney, except for hans, hans literally came straight out of game of thrones

the southern isles send their regards


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thatsonofamitch:

adriofthedead:

davekat:

amour-and-bisous:

emmazzin:

this is a real thing omg

This is my favorite thing

 

this is so very british

oh my god it gets better when you understand exactly how far he went


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vegetablelesagne:

An actual Australian news show.


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ladyknucklesinshape:

shigaretto:

sailorp00n:

rosydrops:

Cleaning

Money

Health

Emergency

Food

Home

Job

Travel

Better You

I’ve been living on my own for almost 4 years now and I have like 50 tabs open.

Bless the person who put together this post, it ought to be made into a pamphlet for everyone in highschool/college.

omg

I needed this 5 years ago.


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#Parks and Recreation #lesile knope #ben wyatt

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